The South Has Risen Again

by dave on April 9, 2012

This year is the 147th anniversary of the end of the Civil War, yet it is starting to feel like the results of that long ago contest are suddenly in doubt.

Yes, a replay that takes even longer than an NBA ref’s review.

ESPN, the major TV networks and New Yorkers may still think the world orbits around the Big Apple, but they are wrong.

It’s now the south’s world and we are all just sittin’ on their porch sipping mint juleps.

The revolution has been slow in coming over the last several years, but when a man with the most southern of names is crowned champion of the most southern of events, it is official. The south isn’t some backwoods where everyone is living in the past. The south is now the trendsetters we all follow.

Obviously this has been the case for several years in college football, where the SEC not only out-plays the rest of the country on an annual basis (6 straight titles) but also out-crazies and out-scandals the rest of the country combined. After years where interlopers like Nebraska, California or Ohio made claim to greatness, there is no longer a question as to where the best football is played. Now the debate is to where the 2nd best might be.

In the NFL, you can argue that the south with teams like Carolina and Tennessee is an afterthought, but think about where the majority of NFL players come from. Also ask yourself, where the current Super Bowl MVP (New Orleans/Ole Miss), biggest off-season free agent (New Orleans/Tennessee) and the NFL’s latest made-up scandal to stay in the headlines (New Orleans) are from?

And never forget, the south’s original gun-slinger Brett Favre. He may be temporarily out of the spotlight, but he shall rise again. HE SHALL RISE AGAIN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

In basketball, Kentucky has finally returned to its place of glory and with it, a state largely forgotten for the entire year outside of the first Saturday in May has re-claimed its misplaced feelings of superiority. Just because they hired an Italian from Pennsylvania and players from across the country that will spend less time in Kentucky than someone on a layover at the Cincinnati airport, makes no difference.

In baseball, the college game is ruled by the south (and frankly, it’s the only place that cares) and in the majors, where Boston and New York once ruled, Texas, Missouri and Florida now seem to possess the best teams – all locations generously lumped in to the south (especially since they all now include at least 1 SEC school).

And now, a sport invented by the Scots, whose biggest championship was usurped by Georgia years ago, has a champion named Bubba. Who also owns the General Lee.

But the south’s influence isn’t solely limited to sports.

Issues that would seem to be settled years ago by much of the country, are suddenly back up for debate.

The killing of a boy of a different race solely because he looked ‘suspicious’ is apparently no longer a crime, harkening back to a time when entire towns could band together and kill outsiders expecting little more than a slap on the wrist and tha was only if any law was brought in beyond the ‘judgment of their peers’.

A woman’s decision to use birth control, a long held personal liberty is suddenly something for debate and discussion. A vague religious ideal holds the same weight as a person’s desires for their own bodies.

It may be slightly unfair to paint the South as the purveyors of these less-than progressive attitudes – there are forward-thinking and backward looking people everywhere. But as voting trends continuously show, the south is still dominated by people that still view 1951 as the epitome of civilization.

Californians still dominate television and movies but they even recognize the pull of the south (see: The Help).

New Yorkers and New Englanders still dominate the media and tend to see nothing of importance ever occurring south of the Potomac river.

Increasingly though, especially in sports but not solely in sports, it is the south that is dictating what happens in the rest of the country.

Is it good, is it bad? That is up to your personal point of view. I am never in favor of taking a step backward toward the intolerance of others or the dictating to others what they do with their own bodies.

However, if it means more southern barbeque and sweet tea for the rest of us, then I say, welcome y’all.

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Free At Last, Free At Last

by dave on March 21, 2012

Tim Tebow is no longer a member of the Denver Broncos which means after 2 years as a circus, the Broncos can finally return to being a football team.

Though I am really going to miss the elephant act. Animals that big balancing on just their back legs – breathtaking.

Based on my Twitter timeline, Jets fans are thrilled with the pick up – envisioning Tebow playing a secondary wildcat role with the Jets, providing an added dimension to help alleviate the challenges facing Mark Sanchez. I know, because I too once held these lofty ideals of how Tebow can be used in the NFL.

But after two years spent as an unwitting customer of Tebow Ministries, Incorporated I am confident in saying this is destined to fail miserably.

What Jets fans don’t realize is that they didn’t trade for a versatile running quarterback this morning. They traded for an entire movement. It would be like be bringing in L. Ron Hubbard as a 3rd down specialist.

Tebow (and his legion of passionate, loud and football ignorant followers) has tasted success in the NFL, so to think he is willing to take on a specialist role is the height of delusion. The spotlight glared in the laid back rocky mountains, how do you think it will be in the center of the media world?

Tebow isn’t coming to be a short yardage specialist. He is coming to be the starting quarterback. He and his fans will accept nothing less. The Jets start a young, shaky, mistake-prone quarterback. It will be a miracle (no pun intended) if Sanchez makes it through his first pre-season game without some ‘fans’ calling for Tebow to start. I am guessing there are already people researching the cost of bill boards in the greater New York area.

The new “Jets” fans that the team acquired this morning will be loud and impatient in getting their hero on the field whenever Sanchez makes mistakes. No longer will Rex Ryan be able to spin funny stories or talk trash in his press conferences, instead he will be required to answer over and over and over again as to why Tebow isn’t / when will Tebow start?

Just look at Peyton Manning introductory press conference in Denver. Twice, some buffoon in the back (miraculously not Woody Paige) asked what the team and Peyton had to say to Tebow’s fan base because ‘he is much more than a football player’. As if the Broncos brass owe them more than they owe real Bronco fans.

The Jets were already a media made entity thanks to Ryan loving to hear his own voice, Sanchez’s looks and success in the world’s most self-absorbed city. Now they have brought in a player who brings with him an agenda and an entire legion of people’s whose interest in the Jets success ranks about 14th on their personal priority list.

Setting aside, the public relations nightmare of a ‘who will start at QB’ fiasco, the bigger risk is inside the locker room. Tebow divides a locker room more easily than Moses parted the Red Sea. There are those that will continue to believe in Sanchez. There will be those that get wrapped up in the mythology and publicly long for Tebow to start after Sanchez’s first bone-headed miscue. Some will want to keep with a traditional offensive system. Others will remember Tebow’s success last year and want to move that direction (especially if the team starts with a couple losses).

Unless the Jets ultimately dump Sanchez and go all-in on the Tebow experience, the Jets just traded for a man destined to divide their fan base and their locker room. At best, until he is the sole leader of the team Tebow is a distraction. At worst he will cause a civil war.

This can’t end well.

But, I bet the NYC radio talk shows are doing back flips right now.

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